10 brilliant Christmas gifts you can buy people who just want nothing

December 14, 2017

You know the type.

They try and act like they don’t care what they get for Christmas, and when you ask them what they want, they answer with an infuriating “nothing.”

Let’s be honest, nobody in this world wants nothing for Christmas. Don’t even try and pull that card.

If you have one of those annoying people in your life, we’re here to make you’re life easier. How about you get them one of these awesome gifts?

  1. Nothing

They said they wanted nothing, so give them nothing. You can actually get it off of Amazon for $8.99. If they complain, you can tell them you got them exactly what they asked for. Buy it here.

  1. Instant Underpants

For those moment when you need an extra pair, your friend or loved one will be grateful for this brand new spanking pair of tighty whities. Buy them here.

  1. Grow a Boyfriend

This one is for all the single ladies out there. Can’t find a partner? Grow one instead! Buy it here.

  1. Bag of Unicorn Farts

It’s not what you think – it’s actually just cotton candy – but who WOULDN’T want a bright, colorful bag of magical toots? Buy it here.

  1. Bathe & Brew

Truly the best of both worlds. You no longer have to choose: You can shower AND have your morning joe at the same time. #Gamechanger. Buy it here.

  1. Awkward Family Photo Calendar

Inspirational quotes are a thing of the past. This calendar is full of amazingly weird photos, hand selected to spice up your life on a daily basis. Buy it here.

  1. Donald Trump Chia Pet

If the Trumpster isn’t your friend’s fav, never fear, you can also choose from a variety of political celebs: Barak Obama, Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders. Buy it here.

  1. $100 Toilet Paper

Not really sure why people would want this, but hey, it’s a thing. So why not? Buy it here.

  1. “Bring Me a Donut” Socks

If you’re buying for someone who is particularly lazy, this might be your best bet. With these babies, they don’t even have to leave the couch in order to have their deepest wishes come true. Buy it here.

  1. Bacon Bandages

Because as they say, “everything is better with bacon.” Buy it here.

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And, if all else fails, just give them fruit cake.